A veritable Who's Who of indigent spellcasters. From top to bottom:
"Grinnin'" Jerry McKinnon A sorcerer and inventor of a powerful brew made from wood glue and Sterno widely known as "Devilpiss" or "Tennessee Ditch Wine," Jerry holds the honor of being the first person declared to be a public health hazard. He is known for his sense of humor and ever-present aroma of urinal cakes. His favorite spell is Bigby's Probing Finger.
Franklin "Old Pooter" Morris Morris, a Washington-based druid, is credited with discovering and developing treatments for a myriad of animal diseases, most transmitted through intimate contact. He is currently incarcerated pending trial for two counts of Inappropriate Contact With a Non-magical Creature and one count of Aggravated Assault on a Planar Being. His favorite spell is Hold Non-consenting Animal.
Imam Brian Anthony Jamal ibn al-Hassam, a.k.a. "The Twerking Dervish" A divine spellcaster from Atlanta, Imam Brian founded the Holy Order of Trill-Ass Niggaz in order to spread the teachings of his god Lhuda Crisna. He also developed a devotional technique to induce a trance-like state of communion through thrusting hip movements and a low squatting stance. Unfortunately, al-Hassam's assets were seized by the Treasury Department following his 2007 conviction for welfare fraud, and he has been living in homeless shelters ever since. His favorite spell is Abdullah's Greater Beat Drop.
A veritable Who's Who of indigent spellcasters. From top to bottom:
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A sorcerer and inventor of a powerful brew made from wood glue and Sterno widely known as "Devilpiss" or "Tennessee Ditch Wine," Jerry holds the honor of being the first person declared to be a public health hazard. He is known for his sense of humor and ever-present aroma of urinal cakes.
His favorite spell is Bigby's Probing Finger.
Franklin "Old Pooter" Morris
Morris, a Washington-based druid, is credited with discovering and developing treatments for a myriad of animal diseases, most transmitted through intimate contact. He is currently incarcerated pending trial for two counts of Inappropriate Contact With a Non-magical Creature and one count of Aggravated Assault on a Planar Being.
His favorite spell is Hold Non-consenting Animal.
Imam Brian Anthony Jamal ibn al-Hassam, a.k.a. "The Twerking Dervish"
A divine spellcaster from Atlanta, Imam Brian founded the Holy Order of Trill-Ass Niggaz in order to spread the teachings of his god Lhuda Crisna. He also developed a devotional technique to induce a trance-like state of communion through thrusting hip movements and a low squatting stance. Unfortunately, al-Hassam's assets were seized by the Treasury Department following his 2007 conviction for welfare fraud, and he has been living in homeless shelters ever since.
His favorite spell is Abdullah's Greater Beat Drop.